About Melanie Madeira
Melanie Madeira, wife of the narcissist and neck-that-turns-the-head, is the happy mom of their 6 kids. Although having been burdened with a B.S. in Elementary Education, she has found liberty in home-educating their little brood. Having already aspired to the greatest of all careers - "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" - she has now embarked upon her second career choice - "writer of snarky commentary". When not cooking, cleaning, teaching, refereeing, writing or cooking again, she can be reached by knocking on the bathroom door - where she is hiding - hoping to get 2 minutes of quiet.